• I'm 40+ ish.
  
  
• I'm single.
  
  
• Have only one sibling.
  
  
• I like to do this on occasion.
  
  
• I drive one of these
  
  
• I do this ... a lot
  

I currently work for a Civil Engineering company as the Network Manager.

And as such I try to control the allocation of all

computer resources

I double as the complaint department

as well as technical support

For example;

When someone enters my office at work I respectfully greet them ...

"What the F*** do you want?"

"Oh, ah, How are you today" they reply.

"Just F***ing marvelous" I come back.

"My computer seems to be doing something weird, could you come and look at it?"

Now, I know I've got them.

"Not F***ing likely" I bark.

"Ahh, life is good" I mutter to myself.